THE KETCHUP REVOLUTION HAS ARRIVED

It's time to ditch the boring, bland ketchup of the past. Introducing the new, improved, totally-not-bland ketchup of 2021.

KEY FEATURES:

• More sugar, less regret
• Less artificial flavorings, more real feelings
• A new, ergonomic bottle design (patent pending)
• A built-in straw for maximum mess potential

Don't just take our word for it, try it out for yourself. Visit our try-it-out page to experience the revolution firsthand.

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TESTIMONIALS:

"I never knew ketchup could be so... ketchup-y." - Bob, ketchup connoisseur and part-time chef

"I've never felt so alive after trying this new ketchup." - Jane, ketchup enthusiast and full-time eater

Join the ketchup revolution today and taste the difference for yourself.