As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, the people cry out for a savior. And so, we present to you... the Lettuce Crusaders!
With their unwavering commitment to the cause, these crusaders have taken the fashion world by storm, trading in their stodgy old ties for something far more... verdant.
The Lettuce Crusaders are not just a fashion trend, they are a movement. A movement that will bring about a new era of leafy elegance and sophistication.
So, join the crusade! Wear your lettuce on your sleeve (or around your neck, we're not picky).