Best Just Being

In a world where achievement is overrated, the EGO Awards celebrates the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Nominees:

• The Sock Drawer of Suburban Bliss: A man who has spent 37 consecutive days staring at a single drawer full of matching socks.
• The Procrastinator of Procrastination: A master of the art of delaying the inevitable, for up to 47 hours at a time.
• The Lord of the Couch, The King of the Remote, The Emperor of the Binge-Watching Empire: A hero who has consumed 427 hours of reality TV in a single month.
• The Sultan of the Browser, The Caliph of the Cat Videos, The Emperor of the Infinite Scrolling: A virtuoso of wasting time on the internet.

The winner of the Best Just Being award will be announced on a random Tuesday, at a random hour, in a random location.