Presented by the International Association of Self-Absorption, this award goes to the individual who has mastered the art of being completely absorbed in their own self-importance.
View Runner-Up: The Almost-Importance of Being Almost as Important as Someone Else View Runner-Up 2: The Importance of Being Almost as Important as Someone Almost as Important as Someone ElseAnd the winner of the Best Self-Importance category is... YOU! Congratulations, you've achieved the highest level of self-absorption known to mankind!