We're proud to announce the winners of the most prestigious self-importance awards in the land of MEAT!
This year's runner-up award goes to Bob, who managed to sleep in until 11am for 5 days straight.
Bob's impressive feat of sleepiness is a testament to his dedication to the art of self-importance.
Learn about the runner-up runner-up
This year's winner is Jane, who managed to come up with the most creative excuses for not doing actual work.
Jane's innovative approach to productivity is a true inspiration to us all.