We Value: Prolonging Meetings

We're not just about getting things done. We're about making sure that the coffee machine in the conference room is always full, even if it's not actually necessary.

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We Value: Confusing Our Colleagues

We're proud of our ability to make even the most straightforward concepts seem impossibly complex.

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We Value: Creating More Workarounds

Our experts have a proven track record of finding ways to make simple solutions seem complicated and require more time and resources than they should.

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