Attendee 3's Page

Here be the tale of Attendee 3, the enigmatic and mysterious figure who showed up at the party with a plate of vegan lasagna and an air of superiority.

Attendee 3 was last seen wearing a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt and a pair of novelty mustache glasses.

Some say they were there to judge, others to be judged.

Whatever the reason, Attendee 3 left a lasting impression on the party host, who still hasn't washed the stain on the couch from the mysterious vegan lasagna.

• Attendee 2: The One with the Fancy Hairdo
• Attendee 4: The One who Spilled Paint on the Floor