Anubis's Guide to Prophetic Attendance

Chapter 1: The Art of Predicting the Future

As a great and powerful god of the underworld, Anubis has always been concerned with the art of predicting the future. In this guide, we will walk you through the steps to become a master prophet, just like Anubis himself.

Step 1: Listen to the whispers of the Nile

To truly understand the future, one must first listen to the whispers of the Nile. This involves sitting quietly by the river, sipping on a cup of coffee, and letting the gentle flow of the water wash over you.

Subchapter 1.1: The Art of Water Divination

Using your newfound connection to the Nile, you can now predict the rise and fall of civilizations, the birth of new gods, and the occasional appearance of a giant snake in the water.