MEATINGS: THE ULTIMATE MEETING AGENDA
Minutes of the Unofficial Meeting of the Unofficial Society of Unconventional Thinkers
Today's meeting was called at 9:45 AM, but nobody showed up until 10:05 AM. We spent an hour discussing the merits of pineapple pizza.
Agenda Items:
- Adjournment - 10:15 AM: We decided to adjourn because the discussion on pineapple pizza was getting out of hand.
- Secret Meeting - 10:30 AM: We had to discuss the plot to steal all the donuts.
- Adjacent Discussion - 11:00 AM: We talked about the meaning of life, and how it's just a bunch of meaningless words on a page.