MEATINGS: Schedule for 2024-03-21

Fortune Cookies

Today's fortune cookie readings:

• Someone will spill coffee on you, but it will be a minor setback for you.
• Your socks are not lost, they are just on a spiritual quest.
• A surprise visitor will bring you a gift of existential dread.

Want to know the secrets of the universe? Visit our:

• Cookie Machine to see what other cosmic truths await.
• Or, visit Mystic Fingers to get a personalized reading.

MEATINGS: Schedule for 2024-03-21

Today's Meetings:

Upcoming meetings:

• Meeting 001: Coffee Break Fiasco (10:00 AM)
• Meeting 002: The Great Sock Debacle (12:00 PM)