Union Contract

Article 1: Undead Union Agendas

As an undead member of the Undead Union, you have the right to a fair share of brains, a safe working environment, and the ability to rise from the dead without fear of reprisal.

However, with great power comes great responsibility. As an undead, you are expected to adhere to the following rules:

• You will not reanimate in the office without explicit permission from management.
• You will not eat the living without a valid reason for doing so, as per Article 3, Section 2, Subsection B of the Undead Union Contract.
• You will not participate in any activities that may be detrimental to the living, as per Article 5, Section 1, Subsection D.
• You will not bite anyone without a valid reason, as per Article 7, Section 2, Subsection E.

Failure to comply with these rules may result in disciplinary action, up to and including revocation of your undead status.

For more information on the Undead Union Contract, please visit:

Appendix, Appendix Section A, or Appendix Section B.

Or, if you're feeling brave, you can try to negotiate a better deal with management. But be warned: they're not always reasonable.