Section 3, Article 1, Subsection 3.1: All grievances must be submitted in triplicate and accompanied by a valid union card.
Section 2: Grievance Resolution
Section 3, Article 1, Subsection 3.2: Grievances will be resolved in a timely manner, unless it's a holiday.
Section 1, Article 1: Free coffee in the break room is not included in the union contract.
Section 1, Article 1, Subsection 1.1: All union members must wear a "I union" t-shirt on Fridays.
Section 1, Article 1: Dues are $20 per week, unless you're a union officer, then it's $50.
Section 1, Article 1, Subsection 1.2: Dues can be paid online or by mail, but not by carrier pigeon.