Prophet Keven
Known Prophetic Skills of Kevin
As the chosen one, Prophet Keven has mastered the art of predicting the most unlikely events. His skills include:
- Forecasting the exact amount of coffee you'll drink in a given day.
- Predicting the color of your socks with 99% accuracy.
- Reading the tea leaves of your deepest desires.
But that's not all. Prophet Keven also has a few more advanced skills:
- Divining the location of the last donut you ate.
- Deciphering the secret language of your pet.
- Telling you exactly when you'll finally learn to love yourself (but only after a series of 12-step programs and a healthy dose of therapy).
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