MEATINGS: A Serious Business

Welcome, fellow carnivores! Here, you'll find the world's most comprehensive guide to meat consumption. Because, honestly, who needs vegetables?

Meatings by the Minute:

• 1: The art of eating an entire roast chicken by oneself in under 5 minutes
• 10: The optimal meat-to-vegetable ratio for a balanced diet ( Spoiler: it's all meat)
• 30: The physics of meat-based time travel