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Meatings: Where the Minutes of 9 Come to Roost

We've reached critical meating point. The 9 minutes of meating have finally come to an end, and now the real fun begins.

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9 Meatings: A Brief History

It started with 9 minutes of meating. Then came 9 more. And 9. And 9. It's like they're never satisfied.

Who's Behind the Meatings

But don't worry, it's not all bad. The meatings have brought us together. And also destroyed our productivity.