Arrive at the office. Not on time. Just arrive.
Meet with Bob. He will talk for 45 minutes about nothing in particular. Try not to nod off.
Grab a sandwich and pretend to care about the people around you. Don't actually talk to them, though.
Stand up and talk about your feelings for 30 minutes. Use a pointer and pretend you're interested.
Re-caffeinate and pretend you didn't just fall asleep during the presentation.
Meet with Carol. She will talk about the weather for an hour. Try not to check your watch.
Leave. Finally. You've made it through Friday.