Meeting Minutes
The CEO, Mr. Johnson, stormed into the boardroom, his face red with rage.
The reason for his resignation, it turned out, was due to the company's new "Casual Friday" policy.
Apparently, he felt it was a personal attack on his favorite "Casual Monday" suit.
The board members looked on in shock, one of them, Mrs. Smith, actually had a "I told you so" expression on her face.
As the meeting descended into chaos, the CEO's phone rang, it was his wife, calling to tell him that the kids' soccer practice was cancelled due to rain.
He answered, "Sorry, honey, I'm in the middle of a meeting," but his voice was drowned out by the sound of him storming out of the room.