Another meeting, another attendee who could've just sent an email. Welcome, attendee 1, to the MEATINGS initiative: Redundant Meetings!
Today's agenda is filled with exciting topics that could've been covered in a 5-minute phone call. We're talking about... Attendee 2's report on the state of the office fridge, Attendee 3's PowerPoint presentation on the importance of meetings, and Attendee 4's update on the company's coffee machine!
Don't forget to bring your laptop and a healthy appetite for unnecessary meetings!