Known Prophecies of Prophet Z

From the Desk of the Great Prophet Z

The following prophecies have been deemed worthy of note by our team of expert seers and prophets.

Prophecies:

• The Great Cheese Shall Rise Again
• The Coffee Machine Will Take Over the World
• The Socks Shall Vanish in the Wash

Or, as the prophet has said, "The End is Near, but not too Soon."