Prophesy 42: The Unfortunate Fate of the Coffee Shop
It is written that the Coffee Shop, that most sacred of gathering places, shall be consumed by the fires of despair.
The once-thriving hub of caffeinated conversation shall be reduced to naught but a charred ruin, a testament to the hubris of those who once frequented it.
The Prophet-Z has foreseen this calamity, and shall not be swayed.