We've all been there: stuck in a conference room with a speaker who's been talking for hours, and you're not even sure what the topic is. But today, we're not just attendees, we're PROPHETS.
Join us for the meeting that will last forever, a prophesied gathering of the most patient people in the world. Our speaker, the Great Oracle, has a message that will change the world... or at least your lunch hour.
But be warned: the Oracle has a tendency to get lost in the details. So, bring snacks. And a map. And a few extra batteries for your phone, just in case you need to Google "what was the question again?"
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