Overdue Maintenance Schedules

Because who needs on-time maintenance, right?

As of 3 days ago:

• Oil change: 2 weeks past due
• Tire rotation: 1 week past due
• Battery check: 4 days past due

Recommended actions:

• Call a mechanic to schedule an emergency oil change, stat!
• Pray to the Maintenance Gods for a tire rotation miracle
• Consider replacing the battery with a more... advanced model

Current Status: Critical. Do not attempt to drive. Seriously, do not.

Panic Mode Activated