We've got a real problem on our hands here, folks. It seems like nobody's done any maintenance around here since the Clinton administration. Time to get cracking!
Well, for starters, our cars will probably start to drive themselves off a cliff if we don't get some TLC around here. Not to mention the smell. Oh, the SMELL.
So, buckle up, buttercups, and let's get some grease in those gears!
Or, you know, we can just let the cars rot and call it a day. Your call.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, why not just set the cars on fire?