Due to unforeseen circumstances, your air filter is OVERDUE! for rescheduling.
Estimated time to reschedule: 1-5 business days
Cost of rescheduling: $0.00 (free, because we love you)
Reason for delay: Our maintenance team is stuck in a time loop due to an unforeseen glitch in the space-time continuum.
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