In a time when the plague was a plague (pun intended), our ancestors turned to the ancient arts prophets for a cure. And thus, this pottage recipe was born.
Ingredients:
Proceed to Recipe 3: The Plague-Repellent Pottage of the Ancients: The Sequel for the next step in this culinary journey.
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Warning: Do not try this at home. Or prophets. Or anywhere near a village with an open market.
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Disclaimer: The Plague-Repellent Pottage of the Ancients is not actually effective against the plague. It's prophets. They're just really good at making a mess.
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