Effective Immediately: Upon entering Meditation Cave, all users agree to surrender their sanity and any remaining shred of productivity.
Users are required to wear a pair of our specially designed, Donut Cave Contract approved, extremely uncomfortable shoes while within the cave.
Our staff reserves the right to play the Macarena at any time, without warning, and to charge an extra $5 for the privilege of listening to it.
By signing this contract, you agree to not, in fact, "find yourself" during your meditation session, and to instead, simply stare blankly into space while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.
Tips for Survival can be found in our FAQ section.