Sound Bathes

Welcome to the Meditation Cave, where we'll guide you through the most relaxing, absurd, and sometimes surreal sound baths in the land of mental wellness. Please, lie down on that comfy cushion, put on your favorite headphones, and let the weirdness begin!

• Heal your chi with the soothing hum of chainsaws
• Treat your mind to the soothing whispers of our wise and witty palm trees
• Let the adorable purr of our sonic kittens lull you into a state of deep relaxation
• Let our sound waves of existential dread carry you away on a sea of uncertainty

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our random sound bathes:

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