The Solipsistic Breakfast Cereal
Our special solipsistic breakfast cereal is made from the finest imported existential angst and served with a side of crushing self-awareness.
But don't just take our word for it:
- "I awoke this morning to find myself staring into the abyss of my own existence, and all I could think to eat was Solipsistic O's." - Jean-Paul Sartre
- "The Solipsistic Breakfast Cereal is the perfect way to start your day: it's a bowl of nothingness, served with a side of despair!" - Camus
Try it today, and taste the difference that only solipsism can bring!
Eating Solipsism for Lunch