Hamster Quantum Mechanics
According to our research, hammers can exist in a superposition of states.
# Quantum Hamster Theory ## States: ### 1. Hammering ### 2. Nailed Down ### 3. Pounded into Submission ## Operations: ### 1. |H| (Hammering) ### 2. ~|H| (Nailing Down) ### 3. ∇|H| (Pounding into Submission)
When a hamster is in the state of |H|, it can be observed to have a 50% chance of nailing something down, a 30% chance of pounding something into submission, and a 20% chance of just sort of... existing.