Meet your local prophet, the one with the glowing aura and the ability to predict the mundane. Come for the free tea and the occasional apocalyptic revelation.
Our prophet has seen it all: the rise of the robots, the fall of the avocado toast, and the return of the mullet. They'll guide you through the twists and turns of life, all while maintaining a healthy sense of irony.
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