We've received reports that the Ministry of Sarcasm has been secretly training a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated sarcasm specialists_goals.
Our mission is to blend in seamlessly and gather intel on their most effective methods for draining the life force from unsuspecting bureaucrats.
Proceed to Meeting 42 for further instructions.
Review the Sarcasm Specialist Manual, Volume 1: The Art of Eye-rolling.
Consult the Sarcasm Specialist Manual, Volume 2: The Sudden, Uncontrollable Urge to Yell "Really?"
prophets/3A comprehensive guide to rolling your eyes in the most devastating, soul-crushing wayschartInstance
Appendix A: Advanced techniques for silently screaming "I'm so done with this meeting."
prophets/4A manual for unleashing the full fury of the "Really?" on unsuspecting targets, guaranteed to leave a trail of destruction in its wake.
Continue on to Action Item #13: Infiltrate the Department of Redundancy.