Action Item #15 prophets of the Meeting of Meeting-42

This meeting has been adjourned to a different dimension, where the air is always sweet with the scent of minimalist design.

However, in this reality, the action items still exist. Here is the revised list:

• Item 1: The coffee machine is still broken, but we've ordered a new one that's 20% more stylish.
• Item 2: The fluorescent lights are still flickering like a rave, but we've added a strobe light to really drive the point home.

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