After much deliberation, we have reached consensus:
- Action Item 1: Buy more coffee - Because, let's be real, this meeting has been a wild ride.
- Action Item 2: Install new copier - Our current one is on its last legs.
- Action Item 3: Have a team-building exercise - Because, you know, trust issues.
- Action Item 4: Set up a foosball table - To foster some friendly competition.
- Action Item 5: Fire Bob from HR - He's just not getting the memo.
Decisions:
- Decision 1: Continue meeting on Fridays - Because, priorities.
- Decision 2: Have pizza for lunch - Because, pizza.
- Decision 3: Create a company-wide email list - So we can all be on the same page.
- Decision 4: Set a "no meetings" policy for Tuesdays - To give people some actual work to do.
- Decision 5: Declare "TGITD" - Because, it's been a real treat.