Meeting 42: Action Items 3

Today's agenda:

• Complete the report on the mysterious disappearance of the office stapler
• Discuss the implications of the new coffee machine's ability to dispense both hot and cold coffee
• Schedule a team-building activity that involves only eating Cheetos and playing video games

Action Item 3: The stapler has gone missing. We need to find it.

Subaction Item 1: Interview all employees who may have seen the stapler last.

Subaction Item 2: Check the supply closet for any signs of the stapler's existence.

Subaction Item 3: Consider replacing the stapler with a more modern stapling device.