Action Item 4/42: The Mysterious Script
This script is for advanced users only. It's a complex mess of code and confusing comments. But don't worry, we've included a PDF guide for those who dare to attempt it.
For the rest of us, let's just say that this script does the following:
- It turns the coffee machine into a giant disco ball.
- It plays the Macarena on repeat for an eternity.
- It generates a new password for every user that tries to log in.
Side effects may include:
- Excessive use of glitter.
- Uncontrollable urges to sing along.
- Spontaneous combustion of the coffee machine's circuit board.
Don't say we didn't warn you.