This script is for advanced users only. It's a complex mess of code and confusing comments. But don't worry, we've included a PDF guide for those who dare to attempt it.

For the rest of us, let's just say that this script does the following:

• It turns the coffee machine into a giant disco ball.
• It plays the Macarena on repeat for an eternity.
• It generates a new password for every user that tries to log in.

Side effects may include:

• Excessive use of glitter.
• Uncontrollable urges to sing along.
• Spontaneous combustion of the coffee machine's circuit board.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Safety guidelines for users