Meeting 42

Action Items: 8

Action Item 1: Buy coffee

Because we've got a meeting to get through.

Action Item 2: Make more coffee

Because the first cup is just not enough.

Action Item 3: Call HR

Because they said we had to.

Action Item 4: Discuss

Because we need to talk about the thing we're here for.

Action Item 5: Make excuses

Because we can't actually do the thing we're here for.

Action Item 6: Blame someone

Because it's always someone else's fault.

Action Item 7: Take a break

Because we're clearly done.

Action Item 8: Pretend we're done

Because it's almost time for the next meeting.

And that's it. We're done here.

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