The Cost of a Single Slice: 1.5 Galactic Credits
According to sources close to the IPC, a single slice of pizza costs 1.5 galactic credits. However, this number doesn't take into account the true cost of pizza: the emotional toll on one's sanity and relationships.
Studies have shown that consuming too much pizza can lead to:
- 1.5x increase in existential dread
- 4.2x increase in likelihood of arguing with family members
- 2.1x increase in likelihood of developing a strong stomach ulcer
Subitem 1.1: The Cost of Pizza Related Anxiety
Subitem 1.2: Quantifying the Pizza Cost in Galactic Credits