The Unquantifiable Burden of Pizza Fret

It's a well-known fact that pizza is the answer to 99% of the world's problems, but what about the other 1%? Specifically, what is the true cost of pizza anxiety?

Research suggests it's directly correlated with:

• Excessively high expectations of a 3am slice.
• The existential dread of an empty pizza box.
• The crushing realization that pineapple belongs nowhere near mozzarella.

We're not just talking dollars and cents here, folks. We're talking lost productivity, ruined relationships, and the occasional pizza-themed therapy sessions.

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Remember, a slice of pizza a day keeps the anxiety at bay... but only if you don't think about it too much.

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