It's no secret that pizza has had a profound impact on modern society. From the rise of delivery services to the decline of traditional family dinners, pizza has left an indelible mark on our collective psyche.
According to recent studies, the average person consumes approximately 4.7 slices of pizza per week. This translates to a staggering 247 slices per year. The effects on society are multifaceted:
The Rise of the Pizza Belly: A Study on the Effects of Excess Cheese Consumption
The PTSD of Pizza Withdrawal: A Case Study on the Tragic Consequences of No More Cheese
The End of the Traditional Family Dinner: A Look into the Abyss of the Pizza-Induced Family Void
Stay tuned for more on the unsettling effects of pizza on society. Next up: The Impact of Pizza on Global Warming (or is it the Impact of Global Warming on Pizza?)