Meeting 42 Agenda
The most important meeting of the year! (Or not.)
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9:00am - 9:30am
Introduction and Sloganeering
Because, let's face it, we all need to get our caffeine fix.
Janice the Sales Guru: "I have a meeting to sell!" -
9:30am - 10:30am
The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
The Great Donut Heist of 2023: A Mystery for the Ages.
Bob the IT Guy: "It's not my job, I swear." -
10:30am - 12:00pm
The Annual "Who-Did-What" Report
A comprehensive report of all our accomplishments, and failures, and questionable life choices.
Management Team: "We're not arguing, we're just passionately expressing our opinions." -
12:00pm - 1:00pm
Lunch Break: Because We're Not All Machines
We need to eat. Like, actually eat. Food. Not just pretend-eat. (That's a thing, right?)
Lunch Menu: Because, apparently, we're all starving over here.