9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: "The State of the Universe" Address
Join us for the annual "State of the Universe" address, where our fearless leader will regale us with tales of woe, wonder, and questionable life choices.
9:30 AM - 10:00 AM: "The Great Cookie Debate"
Will we have chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin? The debate rages on! Come join the cookie connoisseurs and share your thoughts on the most pressing issue of the century.
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: "The Mystery Meat of the Month Club"
Explore the enigmatic world of Mystery Meat, where every month brings a new, bewildering culinary experience! Will you dare to try the "Surstrombeef"?