As we all know, catnip is the answer to all of life's problems. Our research has shown that it reduces stress, improves mood, and increases productivity in cats.
However, we have also discovered a disturbing trend. Some cats are becoming increasingly dependent on catnip. In fact, we've found cases of cats requiring catnip just to function.
We must act quickly to prevent the spread of this feline epidemic.
Our research team is working tirelessly to develop new, more potent forms of catnip. We are also exploring alternative methods of stress relief, such as scratching posts and laser pointers.
But, let us not forget the most pressing question: What about humans?
Is catnip safe for humans? We have found no conclusive evidence, but we're not ruling it out just yet. After all, humans have been using it for years... on our cats.