Chronos Mccalculus: Adjournment Reasons 4/4: The Great Sock Drawer Convergence

Reason 4: The Sock Drawer Singularity

A phenomenon where the sock drawer becomes so overwhelmed with missing socks that it ceases to exist as a coherent entity.

It's a fate worse than the Great Sockpuppet Uprising of '07.

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Or, for a more... in-depth analysis, try Sock Puppet Revolt 101 or Sock Puppet Revolt 103.