Counter-Prophecies
In the year 3056, the Chronos-McCalculus Institute of Higher Learning (CMCHL) has been plagued by an onslaught of unorthodox prophecies. These prophecies, known as the "Counter-Prophecies," are the antithesis of the traditional prophecies. While the latter foretell the future with eerie accuracy, the former predict the past with utter confusion.
Our team of expert Chrono-Cartographers has been tasked with deciphering these enigmatic messages. We have made progress, but not without encountering some... interesting results. Like the time our lead Chrono-Cartographer, Professor Chronos, predicted that the solution to the Counter-Prophecies lay within a vintage typewriter in the janitor's closet. Or the time he claimed the answer resided within a forgotten recipe for Jell-O salad from the 1950s.