We're glad you made it here, mortal. Here are our calculations for Derangement-314159, a number so profound, so enigmatic, so utterly bewildering.
As you may know, Derangement-314159 holds the secrets of the universe within its digits. But we won't tell you what those secrets are. That would ruin everything.
Learn about the First Derangement, where the fabric of reality starts to unravel. | Uncover the Second Derangement, where the very laws of physics are rewritten.
Or, if you will, just skip to the Derangement-1 and see if you can figure it out yourself.