Step 5: Don't Even Think About It, Just Drink

When faced with the existential crisis of meeting 42, the last thing you want to do is overthink it. Just drink your coffee and move on with your life. Trust us, we've done the research.

Our team of highly trained coffee connoisseurs have found that the optimal ratio of coffee to brain is 1:1. Anything more, anything less, and you're just not living.

So, here's the plan:

• Step 1: Wake up.
• Step 2: Stumble to the nearest coffee machine.
• Step 3: Press buttons.
• Step 4: Wait for the machine to do its thing.
• Step 5: Drink it all, every time.

We've included a brief guide to optimal coffee machine settings for your convenience. Enjoy.