Meeting 42 Coffee Consumption Guidelines

Section 3: Coffee Consumption Strategies

Step 4: The Art of Not Spilling Coffee on Your Shirt

When consuming coffee, it is crucial to be aware of your surroundings, much like a ninja. Anticipate the trajectory of your coffee cup and take calculated risks to avoid coffee stains on your expensive business attire.

To aid in this endeavor, we recommend the following:

• Keep a firm grip on your cup, lest it slips from your grasp and lands on your tie.
• Position yourself with your back to a wall, to prevent the cup from slipping behind you.
• Practice the ancient art of "The Coffee Jiggle": a subtle dance of slight adjustments to keep the coffee in your cup.

By following these guidelines, you will not only avoid coffee stains but also become a master of the coffee-consumption arts.

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