Preceding Decision: "The Unwise Decision to Use Comic Sans" | Succeeding Decision: "The Ill-Advised Lunch Order"
In the year 3056, the fate of the galaxy hung in the balance. The Galactic Council, a gathering of esteemed beings, met to decide the course of the cosmos. This decision would determine the fate of the Andromedian Empire, a realm of sentient beings with an affinity for all things purple.
After much debate, the Council voted in favor of...INCREASING THE NUMBER OF FREE PIZZA HUTS IN ANDROMEDIA BY 500%
The reasoning behind this decision? The Council believed that the key to intergalactic harmony lay in the unification of pizza and the cosmos. "A galaxy united by pepperoni and a crispy crust," declared the Chairbeing of the Council, "is a galaxy at peace."
The decision was met with widespread approval, as Andromedian pizza lovers rejoiced at the prospect of more pizza parlors. However, the increased demand on the pizza supply chain led to a 300% increase in intergalactic trade disputes.