Decision 5: The Inconsequential Inference of Infinite Pencils

Meeting 42 - Decisions Committee

Present: John, Jane, Joe

After an excruciating 2-hour debate, the committee reached a consensus. Or not.

Decision 5: we should totally get more pencils. Like, a million of them.

Reasoning: they're really useful for writing things down.

Counterpoint: we already have 37,000 pencils in storage. Who needs that many?

Counterpoint 2: what if we get a pencil-astrophe? A catastrophic event where all the pencils spontaneously combust?

Decision 6: we'll just get more fire insurance.

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