Decision Overload

It seems you've reached the fabled Decision Overload Page of Meeting-42.

Here are some options:

• Consult the Quantum Fluctuation Matrix
• Meet with the Infallible Committee of One
• Drown in the depths of the Abysslatic Red Tape

Warning: Prolonged exposure to decision overload may lead to:

• Spontaneous combustion of productivity
• Unplanned relocation to a remote island
• Temporary or permanent loss of sanity